Sealy Cocoon Mattress – So, I want to tell you what Portia and I did this weekend, okay? You probably think celebrities, you know, do wild things like go to parties and stay out all night long, and then go home, and count their money, and, um, usually, but what we did this weekend, um, hey listen, hold on to your butts on this one. We went mattress shopping. It was exciting. So I don’t know the last time that you bought a mattress, but boy, they’ve come a long way. When you’re a kid,you don’t really think about mattresses, right? You just have a bed. I had a twin bed, but it didn’t look anything like me, and, um, but when you get older, you realize there’s so many different type of mattresses. You have the twin, you have the queen, the king, the California king, and if you don’t know the difference, one of them, the king and the California king, one is wider and longer– no.
Wider and not– one is longer, and one is wider. One’s longer and… one’s longer and wider. I’m still talking about mattresses, and, anyway, one is wider, anyway, so here’s the thing. They’re different things. And they’re now– it’s not just the length, the height of the mattresses, have you noticed? They just keep getting bigger and bigger ’cause they have a pillow top, which, you know, I get that, and then they add the pillow top on the bottom so you can flip it over when you change your mattress, so now mattresses have big bottoms, thanks Nicki Minaj. Everybody’s about– so anyway, we got a mattress, and this is true, the mattress is so tall, we have to use a six-foot ladder to get into, that’s halfway, and then we take an elevator to get the rest. True story. We got our mattress from a place called Mattress Firm, and I’m telling you that because I really love this store, and they said if I mentioned their name, I’d get a mattress for free, so…Mattress Firm.
Now I have more beds for my house. Anyway, here’s what we discussed while we were there. They told me that a good night’s sleep is important for your physical health, stress levels, and overall quality of life. And I said, “thanks,” and I started to leave, and they said, “Wait. One more thing.” Mattress Firm will help you find the right mattress at the lowest price so you can sleep healthy or they’ll give you your money back. And I said, “Thank you so much. I’ll see you later.” And they said, “Hey, just because you can keep a mattress forever doesn’t mean you should.” And I said, “Mrs. Firm, I need to go. “I have a cab waiting outside. Why are you telling me all this?” And you’re not going to believe what they said they want to do. Mattress Firm wants to give everyone in my audience their own Beautyrest mattress, so you all are going to get one.